Engelska, Franska, Tyska, Binär, Annat

Industrial musician, futurist, wirehead and free culture activist. I live in constant anticipation of the day when the Internet wakes up and swallows its users whole.

I play downtown at a weekly Industrial/Electro/EBM clubnight called Descent. It's at the Red Room (398 Richards st.) on Sundays and you should come. The DJs are cute and we play requests.

I enjoy elegant candlelit beaches, long walks on the dinner, and thinking about geopolitics and computability theory. I am too unique a snowflake to wear my Gothic Best every goddamn day. My boots have just as many zippers as yours and my soul is ten times darker, but if your identity begins and ends with the G-word, keep on walking.

I have been accused of being a postmodernist, but I prefer the more euphemistic word "pretentious."

My upcoming album is entitled 'does the pavement dream' and it is apocalyptic in some bits and serene in others and contemplative throughout. If the end of the world is your bag, ask to hear some.

I am in a long-term, nonmonogamous relationship. I'm not looking for anything committed or exclusive here. Really the point of this profile is to remind everyone that they aren't as cute as I am.

Please don't message me if you think that any member of Insane Clown Posse is an 'artist'. If I find out later that this is the case, I am going to be *very* cross.

Väduren

Medelmåttig

195 cm

Gråa

Kaukasisk

Aldrig varit gift

Nej

Osäker

Armar

Annat, Hål… Men bara i öronen, Synlig tatuering

Mörkbrunt

Inga husdjur

Nej

Vissa universitetsstudier

Heltid

Datorer / Elektronik

Network Administrator

Mellan 300 000 och 450 000 kronor

Ensam

Vänner hälsar ofta på

Ja - men icke-tobak

Ja - en eller två

Hjärnan

Livlig, Uppmärksam, Vänlig, Komiker, Feststartare, Eldstål, Flirtig, Mörk

Läsa, Musik, Internet, Nattklubb / Bar, Familj, Middag, Datorer

Gå ut och shoppa, Prova nya saker, Nattklubb / Bar, Läsa en bok, Gå på konsert

Goddamn, the more of this thing I fill out, the more I want to throttle its creators. My Idea Of A Great Time Is: "Hanging Out With Friends"? How totally revealing and unique! I've never met someone who likes hanging out with friends before! So tell me: Do you sometimes like to eat food?

Okay anyhow. What did the question say? A first date? Pfff.. I dunno, dinner and a damn movie, just like everyone else. Honestly, if you have an Ideal First Date picked out already then I think I'm probably way too interesting for you.

Någon de vill vara, Obskyr, En flirt

Inte religiös

Aldrig

To do music for a living. Or, not to have to 'do' things for a living.

The industrial revolution was sold to us with the promise that, with the machines doing the heavy lifting, most human labour would be history. We'd have lifestyles of effortless luxury and leisure. I'm still waiting for the machines to deliver on that one.

In the meantime I'll settle for a home and some instruments.

Kitschig, Klok, Torr / Sarkastisk, Vänlig, Tramsig, Obskyr, Farsartad, Oanständig, Sadistisk, Jag skrattar aldrig

Nyheter, Tecknat, Dokumentärer, Jag gillar inte TV

Jag är filmskådespelare

Rock, Eletronisk, Pop, Jag har spelat in en skiva, Industriell

Urgammal litteratur, Datorer, Fantasy, Fiktion, Humor, Matematik, Musik, Filiosofi, Politisk, Referens, Poesi, Satir, Vetenskap, Science Fiction, Teknisk, Jag är författare

Filling out online profiles designed by people who think "Classic" is a genre of book?

Most of my free time I spend working on the album. I can also be spotted drinking rum and playing pool at any of several scuzzy bars downtown.

Intelligens, Snygga drag, Humor, Enorm skicklighet, Empati, Känslighet, Djärvhet, Egendomligheter, Spontanitet, Pengar, Makt, Flirtighet, Kvickhet, Omtänksamhet, Passivitet

If you found these 'check a box' surveys as infuriating as I did, that's a good start.

You must be beautiful, intelligent, sharp as a whip, and rich enough to keep me wined and dined in the manner to which I am accustomed. Our love affair will be short and tempestuous. We will get married, and I will divorce you a week later and take half your stuff.

En Internet-kompis, Vän, Dejt, Intimt