Английский, Французский, Немецкий, Бинарный, Другое

Industrial musician, futurist, wirehead and free culture activist. I live in constant anticipation of the day when the Internet wakes up and swallows its users whole.

I play downtown at a weekly Industrial/Electro/EBM clubnight called Descent. It's at the Red Room (398 Richards st.) on Sundays and you should come. The DJs are cute and we play requests.

I enjoy elegant candlelit beaches, long walks on the dinner, and thinking about geopolitics and computability theory. I am too unique a snowflake to wear my Gothic Best every goddamn day. My boots have just as many zippers as yours and my soul is ten times darker, but if your identity begins and ends with the G-word, keep on walking.

I have been accused of being a postmodernist, but I prefer the more euphemistic word "pretentious."

My upcoming album is entitled 'does the pavement dream' and it is apocalyptic in some bits and serene in others and contemplative throughout. If the end of the world is your bag, ask to hear some.

I am in a long-term, nonmonogamous relationship. I'm not looking for anything committed or exclusive here. Really the point of this profile is to remind everyone that they aren't as cute as I am.

Please don't message me if you think that any member of Insane Clown Posse is an 'artist'. If I find out later that this is the case, I am going to be *very* cross.

Овен

Среднее

189 см

Серые

Белый европеец/кавказец

Не женат/не замужем

Нет

Не знаю

Руки

Другое, Пирсинг… ушей, Видимые тату

Шатен

Нет животных

Нет

Неоконченное высшее

Полный рабочий день

Компьютеры/Электроника

Network Administrator

от $30,000USD до $44,999USD

Один/одна

Друзья приходят часто

Да - не табак

Да - один или два раза

Мозг

Вульгарное, Наблюдательное, Сама дружелюбность, Комедийное, Зачинатель тусовок, Зачинатель скандалов, Флирт, Мрачное

Чтение, Музыка, Интернет, Клубы/Бары, Семья, Ужин, Компьютеры

Шопинг, Пробовать новое, Клубы / Бары, Чтение книг, Пойду на концерт

Goddamn, the more of this thing I fill out, the more I want to throttle its creators. My Idea Of A Great Time Is: "Hanging Out With Friends"? How totally revealing and unique! I've never met someone who likes hanging out with friends before! So tell me: Do you sometimes like to eat food?

Okay anyhow. What did the question say? A first date? Pfff.. I dunno, dinner and a damn movie, just like everyone else. Honestly, if you have an Ideal First Date picked out already then I think I'm probably way too interesting for you.

На кого они хотят быть похожими, Со странностями, Флирт

Не религиозен/религиозна

Никогда

To do music for a living. Or, not to have to 'do' things for a living.

The industrial revolution was sold to us with the promise that, with the machines doing the heavy lifting, most human labour would be history. We'd have lifestyles of effortless luxury and leisure. I'm still waiting for the machines to deliver on that one.

In the meantime I'll settle for a home and some instruments.

Казарменный, Умный, Сарказм, Сама дружелюбность, Немного "того", Со странностями, Фарс, Вульгарный(ая), Садистский, Никогда не смеюсь

Новости, Мультфильмы, Документальное кино, Не люблю ТВ

Я актер/актриса

Рок, Электроника , Поп, Я записывающий музыкант, Промышленная

Античная литература, Компьютеры, Фантазия, Художественная литература, Юмор, Математика, Музыка, Философия, Политика, Ссылка, Поэзия, Сатира, Наука, Научная фантастика, Технический, Я автор

Filling out online profiles designed by people who think "Classic" is a genre of book?

Most of my free time I spend working on the album. I can also be spotted drinking rum and playing pool at any of several scuzzy bars downtown.

Интеллект, Красота, Юмор, Умения, Сопереживание, Чувствительность, Смелость, Странности, Спонтанность, Деньги, Мощность, Кокетство, Остроумие, Внимание, Пассивность

If you found these 'check a box' surveys as infuriating as I did, that's a good start.

You must be beautiful, intelligent, sharp as a whip, and rich enough to keep me wined and dined in the manner to which I am accustomed. Our love affair will be short and tempestuous. We will get married, and I will divorce you a week later and take half your stuff.

Интернет друг, Друг, Свидание, Интим