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Sorta Metal, Sorta Goth, Sorta Geek...
Age 48 From Canton, Illinois -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak | English |
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I Would Describe Myself As | I don't fit into any one particular neat little category. I'm ME. I'm intelligent, stable, and have a really cynical, dark, and goofy sense of humor... think of George Carlin crossed with Beavis & Butt-Head. I also write and publish unorthodox vampire fiction as a hobby. I'm mostly harmless, unless you hate it when someone can make you laugh. I'm kinda good at that. |
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Sign | Leo |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Average |
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My Height Is | 6' 1 (1.85 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Gray |
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My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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My Marital Situation Is | Never Married |
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I Have Kids | No |
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I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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My Best Feature Is | Eyes |
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Body Art | Other |
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My Hair Is | Dark Brown |
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I Have One Or More Of These | Rodent |
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Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
My Education Level Is | College Degree |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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My Speciality Is | Sales / Marketing |
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My Job Title Is | Copywriter / Marketing Consultant |
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I Live | With Pet(s) |
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At Home | All Is Calm |
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I'm A Smoker | No |
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I Drink | No |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Nerd |
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My Social Behavior Is | Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Exercising, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Games |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | Simply hanging out and talking, really -- just getting to know one another without the pressure of trying to live up to anybody's notions of what a "good" first date should be. Not very romantic, sure, but I really do want to get to know somebody before I even begin to make a clumsy attempt at being Romeo. I'm not terribly suave, and I'm fully aware of it -- so I instead like to focus on your personality and what you're like, and give you a chance to get to know me. That way, if I totally screw up an attempt at being romantic, I'm less likely to come off like a complete loser! Y'see, I'm kinda dense, but I'm not dumb. |
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I've Always Wanted To Try | Going to a comic, science fiction, or horror convention of some sort -- it seems like it'd be a really fun experience. Unless everybody's been lying to me... |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy |
Views
My Religion Is | Agnostic |
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I Attend Services | Never |
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My Political Views Are | Libertarian |
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My Goal In Life Is | Is to be happy and have a good time before I check out. I'd also like to become at least a semi-famous author, as opposed to an underground sorta guy. |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | Cartoons, Movies |
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When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Horror |
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When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Punk |
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When I Read, I Always Read | Anthology, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Philosophy, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, I'm An Author |
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My Idea Of Fun Is | Long conversations that are equal parts thoughtful and ridiculous... conversations with real give and take and that are actually ABOUT something, not just what's on those stupid reality shows. I love reading, writing, watching movies, hanging out with friends, walking, running, and looking at the stars on clear nights. I've been known to wrestle with cats and dogs, and also enjoy taking in a good concert, depending on who's playing. I'm not a complex, difficult-to-please kinda guy... I'm pretty simple, so I can have fun almost anywhere. |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Wit, Thoughtfullness |
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What Do You Look For? | Someone who's stable, intelligent, and has a really open sense of humor -- and who won't look upon me as a scratching post or ATM, because I'm neither. I value respect, kindness, and consideration -- and I don't want someone to look after me, keep me out of trouble, or run my life. I do that just fine by myself, thank you. At the same time, I don't want to have to be anybody's babysitter, either. It'd be nice to have someone to go on little adventures with, even if it's only hunting for a hard-to-find book, going to a concert, or going for a walk. As I said, I'm not a complex guy -- it'd be cool to have somebody to share the fun things in my life with, and see what sorta things she's got in her life. |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed |