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vengefulcarny Profile Information

dark comedy seeks a sarcastic critic
Age 43 From San Bernardino, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
im a very entertaining person and i have a fondness for the more dark aspects of humor and thought. ive been told im very dry and sarcastic if you happen to be interested in someone who you can talk about just any subject under the sun with and not mind my occasional rants about everything from the moon and stars to ice cream and cheetos then send me a message.
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Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Other
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Administrative / Management
My Job Title Is  
associate manager
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dining, Cooking, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
nice quiet place where conversation can be had without too much social interuption and then maybe a walk along the streets, surrounding ourselves with humanity and just watching how it interacts with each aspect of life or through a park and maybe play in the playground and let the inner shild have some fun.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
be content knowing im doing what i enjoy
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Metal, Electronic, Classical, Blues, Industrial, Ambient, Dance
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Philosophy, Religious, Satire, Science Fiction

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
sense of humor above all, enjoyment of music, philosophical outlooks, someone who is willing to question every aspect of life, someone who has an appreciation for the other parts of reality and the supernatural, someone who can be completly content spending a night at home as they would be out and about. someone who can stand my ability to create my own logic and reality. sarcasm and wit on par with my own if not sharper.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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