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undertaker2480 Profile Information

I don't play an undertaker....I AM one!
Age 46 From Asheville, North Carolina - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
Bryan
I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I have been a licensed mortician for 25 years. I may not embrace the Gothic lifestyle per se, but I am in constant contact with the dead. Gothic women have always been alluring to me. I'm coming out of a 20 year relationship and I don't want forever. Would love to find a Gothic lady, especially a nice curvy one, to get to know and hang out with.
Sign  
Taurus

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
My Hair Is  
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog
Willing To Relocate  
No

More about him

What genre of music do you enjoy most?  
Other
What is your favorite band?  
The Mavericks, Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers
Who is your favorite writer?  
Stephen King
Who is your favorite character from literature?  
Christine the possessed 1958 Plymouth

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
Funeral director/embalmer
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Friendly, Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Dining, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Cars
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Tv, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Something that embraces both of our interests, which would allow us both to feel comfortable enough to open up and get to know each other better
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Comedy, Animation
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rock, Blues, Jazz, Gospel
When I Read, I Always Read  
Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Religious
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Going to a live music event

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
A friend, someone to chat with, go out to dinner with, or just to see how far we can push the envelope together...
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate
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