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tharobotjesus Profile Information

...They call me the Wall-O-Bee
Age 35 From Portsmouth, Virginia - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, French, Spanish, Other
I Would Describe Myself As  
Umm...I'm a pretty chill person. I drink I smoke. I'm an a-hole. I don't care about anyone's feelings. I'm looking to meet someone that's chill and not dramatic and stuff.
P.s. I love Travolta
Sign  
Aquarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Curvy
My Height Is  
5' 5 (1.65 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Hispanic/latino, Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Hair
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog, Exotic Animal
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
Pimpin Ain't Easy...
I Make This Much In A Year  
More Than $150,000USD
I Live  
With Parent(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
There Is Always A Party Going On
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Loud, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Family, Photography, Theater, Playing Cards, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, The Movies, Sleeping, Drinking, Playing Dress-up, Tv, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
I dunno...I don't think it matters as long as the person i'm with isn't an idiot.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
...Anchovies?
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
Mainly...to just be happy. I guess go to college...try to make something of myself. But mainly, I just want to, for once, be happy and find someone that can be happy with THAT.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Comedy, Horror, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Blues, Reggae, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Horror, Philosophy
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Hmmm...Chillin' with friends, kickin' back, and smoking and/or drinking. I'm pretty outgoing so I'm definately down for ANYTHING...

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Boldness, Money, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
Someone with a sense of humor and at least half a brain. I really want someone that won't hurt me.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate
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