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smartcool Profile Information

Weirdest wildest guy.
Age 80 From Parkland, Washington - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Very sarcastic, free thinking, wild guy who likes alternative music, most tattoos, and has always been a rebel. Dont look weird, but am. My kids are too conservative. Try to get them to loosen up. I take them to cool concerts, but they wont let me go in.
Sign  
Libra

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is  
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Speciality Is  
Administrative / Management
My Job Title Is  
Accountant, self employed
I Make This Much In A Year  
$45,000USD To $59,999USD
I Live  
With Kid(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Tv, Internet, Games, Family, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Wet Spot, painting each others bodies, eating seaweed with peanut butter, protesting at a food bank, crashing at a homeless shelter, painting polka dots in the living room, the playground after dark.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
snowboarding, sledding down a hill without a sled. Zimmerman's foods. Not good with heights, but like anything weird and unusual.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Troublemaker, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Once
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
Not die
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Obscure, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Animation, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Electronic, Industrial, New age
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Biography, Business, Health, History, Humor, Political, Science, I'm An Author

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Sensitivity, Oddities, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
My friend
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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