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MEAT LOAF YO!
Age 38 From Birmingham, United Kingdom - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Some things are nice, some things are rubbish. I like the nice ones as a rule.
Everyone says I dress like a lesbian, but I had no idea there was a lesbian dress code (apart from dungarees - But when was the last time you saw a lesbian in dungarees?!)
Sometimes I make people laugh but most times I just wanna sleep and play tetris.


I'm stupidly positive, every situations got something funny in it! Even really shit ones. Humor is win! So no one takes me seriously, which means I can be as vile as I want to and everyone ignores me haha

I'm nice, I'll talk shit to anyone who'll listen and I tell jokes for money but not very often. It's all gravy baby
I'm shabba ranks!
Sign  
Capricorn

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Curvy
My Height Is  
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Legs
Body Art  
Fanged, Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Auburn / Red
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Entertainment / Media
My Job Title Is  
Editor / Film maker
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Loud, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Photography
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
As long as at some point it involves a random piggy back, you can't go wrong.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
licking a battery
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
Do more stand up comedy and buy a new car. Then I can die happy! I don't want much! haha
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, I Don't Like Tv, Soaps
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read  
Auto-biography, Horror
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Laughing my socks off and going on random adventures

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Humor, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
A pulse
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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