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Pretentious twat seeks himself.
Age 36 From Birmingham, United Kingdom -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
| I Can Speak | English |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | A complete c-word. I'm dull and self-interested. Don't even bother messaging me unless you fancy being bored to death by my pretentious bollocks. |
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| Sign | Scorpio |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Average |
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| My Height Is | 6' 0 (1.83 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Blue |
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| My Ethnicity Is | African American |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Single |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | No |
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| My Best Feature Is | Hands |
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| Body Art | Strategically Placed Tattoo |
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| My Hair Is | Dark Brown |
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| Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
| My Education Level Is | College Degree |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Student |
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| My Speciality Is | Student |
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| My Job Title Is | Writer/loser/pathological liar. |
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| I Live | With Roomate(s) |
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| At Home | There Is No Noise |
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| I Drink | Yes - One Or Two |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Quiet One |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Anti-social |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Reading, Internet |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Sleeping, Reading A Book |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | In a cheap motel. You bring condoms and I'll bring arrogance and a scant disregard for your personal boundaries. |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | LSD |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | A Troll |
Views
| My Religion Is | Atheist |
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| My Political Views Are | I Don't Like Politics |
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| My Goal In Life Is | Kill myself. |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic |
Taste
| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Ambient, Dance, Folk, Punk |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Philosophy, Political, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science Fiction, Technical |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | Killing puppies. |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Oddities, Spontaneity |
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| What Do You Look For? | Someone who won't say no. |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Friend, Intimate |
