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oldbailey Profile Information

Necrophiliac seeking a change of pace
Age 115 From Montreal, Quebec - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm so old my downstairs is pretty loosey goosey. I bet I could take on several of you at once.
Sign  
Scorpio

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Big And Beautiful
My Height Is  
4' 0 (1.22 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
African American, Caucasian, Other
My Marital Situation Is  
Widowed
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Hair
Body Art  
Branded, Fanged, Inked All Over, Other, Secret Piercings, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo, Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is  
Grey
I Have One Or More Of These  
Rodent, I Own A Farm
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Speciality Is  
Retired
My Job Title Is  
I'm retired you fat whore
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
Alone, With Pet(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Cigars
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Bully
My Social Behavior Is  
Anti-social, Fire Starter, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Staying At Home, Relaxing, Drinking, Going To A Casino
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
I remember it the next morning
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Nothing... I'm old I've been there, done that, and yo mama
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
I Don't Have Any Friends

Views

My Religion Is  
Scientology
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is  
To live another day
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Raunchy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Wish I Had A Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read  
I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Being old and senile and helping others age gracefully

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Oddities
What Do You Look For?  
Someone who appreciates my facial hair.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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