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mr_fun_mystery Profile Information

A I M Mr Fun Mystery
Age 38 From Simi Valley, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
NOTE: I am on the basic membership, so I can't read messages or send them. So if you have AIM, I'm Mr Fun Mystery.

Well, I'm not ultra goth, or morose or a anti-social brooding hermit. Apparently though, wearing black and having a fascination with religion and death gets me pigeon-holed as a goth, so that's all well and good. I'm an easy-going guy with probably too broad a sense of humor, and I'm a fountain of esoteric and (let's face it) useless knowledge. If the person opposite me in a conversation isn't extremely tunnel-visioned, I'm really easy to get along with, though I can almost guarantee I'll end up offending you at some point. That just kind of happens. I'm an old-fashioned guy in terms of how I place my morals. I try to be a gentleman to women and non-confrontational towards men (especially those I feel could and might well attempt to kill me). Also, despite the fact that I feel I'm being wordy right now, it DOES give me a 4000 character limit. Then again, if you want to get to know me, this should be enough to make first judgments.
Sign  
Virgo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
Security Guard. Yeah, I know.
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is  
Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Religion / Spirituality, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
It doesn't really matter to me. As long as my company was entertained and I got to know them well, I'd be peachy. Obviously classic romance is a nice starting point, but it's a tad cliche. Do something more active and fun, like hiking at night or something.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
There's a lot of things I'm not brave enough to do, like skydiving, heroine, crocodile wrestling, streaking, taking on a professional boxer, leaping off a high precipice that I know wouldn't kill me, and so on. Except not heroine. I'm not in a rush to get into drugs.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Socialist
My Goal In Life Is  
To be rich. I don't give a damn about being famous. I'd just like to be rich. And to have someone who loved me.

Looking back at that, that sounds pathetic. Fine, astronaught cowboy riding a nuke through space. Let's go with that.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Industrial
When I Read, I Always Read  
Classic, Fantasy, Horror, Philosophy, Religious
My Idea Of Fun Is  
A good conversation, some video games, a romantic evening, going to a concert, winging it, and sitting down to read a good book, in no particular order.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
My taste in women varies depending on the individual. I'm a tad shallow, but mostly in terms of weight. I'm a skinny guy, and wouldn't really sit well with a woman more than average weight. And the face is really important. Beyond that though, I really value an intelligent woman that I can have a good conversation with. It's a very nice thing to find someone you can talk to, and even nicer to find someone you're comfortable with. You know, someone who you can share a silence with and not feel forced to say something to break it. But, like I said, depends on the individual.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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