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Happy Misanthrope Seeks Another For...
Age 45 From Portland, Oregon - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Happy misanthrope seeks another to toast the end of the world.
Sign  
Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Athletic
My Height Is  
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
European, Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Contruction / Craftsman
My Job Title Is  
Independent Contractor
I Make This Much In A Year  
$45,000USD To $59,999USD
I Live  
Alone, With Roomate(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Socially
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Music, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
To start with you relent on the threat of filing a restraining order against me. That being done I kick sand in the face of the guy your actually out on a date with blinding him.Then I swoop down, throw you over my shoulder and ride off on my pale steed into the silver dawn! That or we could meet for drinks. Whatever works for you.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Anwsering a never ending gauntlent of trite guestions!
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Not Sure
My Goal In Life Is  
Life is green, theory is gray so sayeth Goethe. Or in this case life is green, questions about "life goals" are gray. "life goal"...seriously?!
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Slapstick, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Documentaries, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Metal, Electronic, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Industrial, Ambient, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Ancient, Classic, Instructional, Music, Nature, Political, Reference, Poetry, Satire, Science, Technical

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date, Intimate
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