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lawlzy Profile Information

looking for searchers and some sexy fun
Age 33 From Canyon Lake, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
who reads this part, aww you do, thanks sweets. obviously this isnt going to let you get to know me so if you want to just talk and feel freeeee to express.
Sign  
Aquarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Fit
My Height Is  
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
Body Art  
Belly Button Ring, Scarred
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Bird, Cat, Dog, Fish
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
I Live  
With Roomate(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic, Friendly, Observant
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Camping, Cars, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Computers, Cooking, Dancing, Exercising, Family, Fishing / Hunting, Internet, Gambling, Games, Gardening, Learning, Music, Photography, Playing Cards, Travel, Tv
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Partying, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Relaxing, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
oooo. a long walk on the beach with the soft rush of the waves pounding shells to floating grains of sand that fall on every shimmering part of your body. Or we could just go to the bar or see a movie.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
****on the beach, and maybe some intercourse on the edges of earth where land meets a body of water, lawls, a b52 slammer, a sake bomb, x, shooting an automatic rifle, Skydiving, free running, and seeing how long it will take me to get arrested when i walk outside naked with shoes on, like oh I think i forgot... no i, yeah, damn it i forgot my keys.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, A Troll, Cool, Raunchy

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Not Sure
My Goal In Life Is  
get where im going, and when i get there look back and see that is was the journey that made me. ew that rhymed, lemme tri dat agen... Keep improving and learning and listening, yeyah, nailed it.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Obscure, Sadistic, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Dance, Electronic, Industrial, Metal, New age, Pop, Punk, Reggae, Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fantasy, Health, Home & Garden, Instructional, Science, I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is  
anything with your buds.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Passiveness, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
Someone who respects themself and what they can do. If your one of those wah this is boring and you dont like what i like and no one understands me and im the baddest shit to come out of jesus' butthole since bam margera.. then i want nothing to do with you, in fact i think about beating those bitches black and (uh the culler urv ma hart) blue, but i would only waste my time and they will never learn. long story short i hate ignorance its one of the stupidest things humans do to themselves and insert personal opinion on humanity and politically incorrect biast and blaur blaur blaur.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate
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