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kitchenperson Profile Information

Tongue Tied and Twisted
Age 41 From Portland, Oregon - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Other
Sign  
Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Fit
My Height Is  
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Other
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
I Own A Farm
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Student
My Speciality Is  
Other
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Socially
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Fishing / Hunting
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Playing Dress-up
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
we would just skip to the second date
I've Always Wanted To Try  
killing myself
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
A Troll, Perfect, Obscure, I Don't Have Any Friends

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Family
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Ambient, Gospel
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, History, Music, Philosophy, Reference, Satire, Science Fiction, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
pacing in my apartment, hearing a car accident far off and talking about it incessantly to everyone around me like an idiot, stubbing my toe and then blaming the furniture, talking to cats in an irritating high pitched voice, never cleaning my oven for some reason, getting drunk and then suddenly realizing that it's 11 A.M. Not P.M., criticizing my friends when they aren't around.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
a suitcase full of money to solve all of my problems. are you that?
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate
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