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impyone Profile Information

I'm bored, and you?
Age 54 From Chicago, Illinois - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
big, bored of the scene, yet I love the scene. I like to drink, I'm good at drinking. Grammer is not my thing, can you tell?
Sign  
Leo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Big And Beautiful
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
Body Art  
Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Other
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Fish
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Administrative / Management
My Job Title Is  
Chief of Staff
I Make This Much In A Year  
$45,000USD To $59,999USD
I Live  
With Pet(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Anti-social, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Music, Family
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Tv, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
an ideal first date would be...not ackward.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
killing someone. No, I'm kidding! It would be wrong to kill someone. If it were someone who screwed you over though I bet it'd feel good, I mean it'd still be wrong and all, but it'd feel good. Sorry, I think I'm funny.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Troublemaker, A Troll, I Don't Have Any Friends

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Green Party
My Goal In Life Is  
to live.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Documentaries, Dramas, Movies, Re-runs
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rap, Rock, Industrial, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fiction, Humor

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Boldness, Spontaneity, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
a pulse. Basically, I'm looking for someone who is an adult. I'm not looking for temper tantrums, or me me me behavior. Life is give and take and we all have to be able to roll with it. No spazzes, I don't have the energy to deal with self-induced meltdowns. I do however have the energy to deal with real people and real problems. Life is full of real problems and life is easier if you have someone to help you through the shit storm while making you laugh.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date
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