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Donald Rumsfeld Dead, Halarity Ensues
Age 35 From Kelowna, British Columbia -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
| I Can Speak | English, Binary, Other |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | A humanoid entity with a lust for blood and an overwhelming obsession with tea. |
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| Sign | Leo |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Slender |
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| My Height Is | 5' 10 (1.78 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Brown |
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| My Ethnicity Is | European, Native American, Caucasian, Other |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Single |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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| My Best Feature Is | Eyes |
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| Body Art | Other |
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| My Hair Is | Dark Brown |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | Other |
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| Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
| My Education Level Is | High School Diploma |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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| My Speciality Is | Manufacturing / Distribution |
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| My Job Title Is | N/A (Gopher?) |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | $15,000USD To $29,999USD |
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| I Live | With Roomate(s) |
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| At Home | Friends Come Over Occasionally |
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| I'm A Smoker | No |
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| I Drink | Yes - One Or Two |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Outcast |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Reserved, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Dark, Strange |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Arts & Crafts, Reading, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Cooking, Camping, Playing Cards, Computers |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | Start off with a picnic in a cemetery. and who knows from there. Wander about town making fun of people. Go back to one of our houses to cuddle and watch a movie. |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | Real Absinthe as it is traditionally brewed. Hang Gliding Fighting a bear with my bare hands. |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy |
Views
| My Religion Is | Agnostic |
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| I Attend Services | Once |
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| My Political Views Are | Very Liberal |
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| My Goal In Life Is | To outlive my parents. |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, I Don't Like Tv |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Music, Mystery, Philosophy, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, I'm An Author |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | Throwing babies off of cliffs and making charts to compare the end results. Also building computers and writing. |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness |
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| What Do You Look For? | Someone with all their teeth, the ability to solve for x in 4=(x+6)(x-2), and a drive to succeed in life. |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Friend, Date |
