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ilovejesus666 Profile Information

Obese Jesus Lover looking for poke
Age 105 From Traverse City, Michigan - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, German, Chinese, Urdu, Binary
I Would Describe Myself As  
I am morbidly obese and I love jesus, I have 4 kids but don't worry they're all dead
Sign  
Capricorn

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Big And Beautiful
My Height Is  
4' 6 (1.37 m)
My Eyes Are  
Gray
My Ethnicity Is  
African American, Asian, Indian, Hispanic/latino, Native American, Caucasian
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
Body Art  
Belly Button Ring, Branded, Fanged, Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Silver
I Have One Or More Of These  
Rodent, Other, I Own A Farm
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is  
Homemaker
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
slave
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
Alone, With Parent(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
There Is Always A Party Going On
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Cigars
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Jock
My Social Behavior Is  
Anti-social, Flirtatious, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Learning, Religion / Spirituality, Fishing / Hunting
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Staying At Home, Playing Dress-up
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
meet at a truck stop and get straight to business
I've Always Wanted To Try  
eating a baby
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Raunchy, I Don't Have Any Friends

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Every Day
My Political Views Are  
Very Conservative
My Goal In Life Is  
Meet jesus
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Sadistic, I Never Laugh

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Instructional, I Don't Like Tv, I Wish I Had A Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
I Don't Like Movies, I'm A Movie Actor, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, I'm A Recording Artist, Reggae
When I Read, I Always Read  
Auto-biography, Comic, Religious, I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
I like to be locked in a cage and treated like a slave, I like have my crotch beaten by hard objects, also arts and crafts

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Money
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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