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hookerbeast62656 Profile Information

YO!!! Check-... stuff out ('n fluff).
Age 34 From Baldwin Park, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Spanish
I Would Describe Myself As  
I don't know what to type. 'Just signing up to check what's up. I don't know what there is to me!!! 'Just ask kindly, and I'll return the favor!!! And YES, though the profile dictates that I'm after a man, I consider myself "bi". It's confusing, and I know that people hate it, but I don't give a f*ck. That is all for now. LATERZ/LOVE Y'ALL.
Sign  
Scorpio

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Hispanic/latino, Native American
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Unemployed
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Parent(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Dining, Photography, Theater, Cooking, Gardening, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
I don't f*cking know!!! As long as the date is him and/or herself, then that's fine; I'd rather see who someone really is than have someone that will put up much of an effort to impress me, but that might (in fact) be who they are, but-... yeah. 'Something simple would be fine, though.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Skydiving, diving, spelunking (*spelling?), hiking, camping (more than one night), and ALL SORTS OF OTHER CRAZY THINGS. I'm curious about a lot of things, so I probably won't hesitate to try MOST things, but even some of the weird and/or extreme stuff might tempt me with the proper coaxing.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Once A Year
My Political Views Are  
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is  
I want to make something, and all of that good fluff. I don't really know what I want for myself or specifically, but I do know that I want to have some sort of impact; maybe I lead myself into art to inspire people, or I become political and fight for the greater good, or maybe I just do something big and pointless. OR maybe that's just not what I'm meant to do, but that's fine, too. As long as I live and take life for the ride, I'm fine.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, Ambient, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Ancient, Auto-biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
F*CK-... what is fun?!? I have NO idea. I don't really care what I'm doing- I'm always content. BUT when I DO have fun, it could be simple stuff like hanging out, 'n sh*t. That doesn't mean, however, that I don't get crazy on occasion; clubs are a sometimes-thing, and some late-night pranks are always appreciated when I can get the right people, but none of it is needed.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?  
I look for-... HUMAN (if I can get it). I don't really have standards at all, really. I find a lot of people interesting, and I'm also the type to KNOW that there's a lot to everyone; everyone has a story. Standards and labels aren't my thing, but for reason (I'm not some dumb ho that tries to be "indie" like that, or something).
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate
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