Life is like a discount store and I am in the aisle amongst the ratty old and returned packages long lost and best left forgotten. You are probably somewhere in housewares- typically something pretty, yet functional.

In my day I was normally picked up and then usually dumped off. Gifted and re-gifted throughout the ages until alas I found myself on the bottom shelf of this disused and unvalued aisle. Granted the packaging is torn open and it's obvious that I've been used. Don't let that dissuade you from considering my plight.

I am unique, eclectic, and with out a doubt a one-of-a-kind. They simply don't make 'em like me anymore. I'm useful, still in pretty good shape for an late model, and I will clean up like new. I was designed with the kind of quality that is suitable for any decor.

A caveat though... I am not easy to figure out since someone lost the instructions long ago.

Virgo

Normal

6' 1 (1.85 m)

Azules

Caucásico

Soltero

No

No estoy seguro

Piernas

Tatuaje visible

Marrones

Gato , Perro

No

Diploma Universitario

Auto Empleo

Entretenimiento / Media

Freelance Writer

Con compañero/s de piso

Se pone un poco loco a veces

Si - Socialmente

Si - Socialmente

Ratón de Biblioteca

Bullicioso/a, Ruidoso, Amistoso, Cómico, Quien comienza las fiestas, Extrovertido/a

Juegos, Cocinar, Pesca / Caza, Jugar a las cartas

Salir con amigos, Probar cosas nuevas, Relajarse, Deportes Extremos

First I'd pick you up in a stolen Ford pick-up truck loaded with small firearms and other improvised munitions. We'd head out on a fine three state strong armed robbery spree cultivating into a high speed pursuit. With our inevitable narrow escape by helicopter, hot air balloon, or dirigible (depending on whats handy). Over the border and South America bound to spend our ill gotten gains on a carefree life on a white sand beach overlooking the Pacific and our monster sized catamaran. When the Feds finally catch up to us we'll be Polynesian island hopping and committing acts of piracy on the high seas.

When we grow tired of our first date of thrills, chills, and adventure we can retire on the Mediterranean. Drinking our own brand of hand crafted wines...

Amistoso, Alborotador, Genial, Obsceno, Bobo, Coqueteo

Otros

Irónico/a, Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Amistoso, Bobo, Oscuro, Payasadas, Obsceno, Sádico/a

No me gusta la TV

Soy Actor/Actriz de películas

Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electrónica, Pop, Clásica, El ruido de la aspiradora, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Ambiente, Baile, Soul, Reggae, Punk

Clásicos, Humor, Filosofía, Referencia, Poesía, Ciencia Ficción, Soy un autor literario

Inteligencia, Buena Imagen, Humor, Grandes Habilidades, Sensibilidad, Audacia, Poder, Coquetería, Ingenio

Cita, Comprometido