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F uzz 1e at Hawt Male [deet] cxom
Age 36 From Mankato, Minnesota - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Well.. The name is Jake. I just moved back to Minnesota as of August 7th, and it sure is fantastic to be home! I was living in a small town in Oregon by the name of Sweet Home. I did meet some really cool people while out there, but overall it was a pretty sh*tty time. Right now I am in the process of battling with homeless-ness. I am not actually homeless but if I cannot find a job soon then I will be. I've already been down that road twice now, and I would rather not go down it again, so I am doing the best I can to change my ways around, etc. Anyway, I suppose I should describe myself and what I like to do, eh?
Well, I am about 6'1 and I have no idea what I weigh, but I am not exactly the most slender of people, haha ;p ..Hmm. Well my hair is dyed black with blondish highlights; oh and the pictures I have are not exactly recent.. I mean they are in a way, but my hair IS different now! My friends say I look like a Calico cat, which I find to be quite amazing because i love cats, and I own a very pretty calico named 'kitty'. Original, eh? Ahh.. hobbies. Well, I pretty much breathe music. I feel like something is missing if I am not listening to it. A few of my favorite bands would include (but are not limited to) : Sonata Arctica, Opeth, Graveworm, Amon Amarth, Dissection, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Dimmu Borgir, Children of Bodom and so on. If you could not tell most of that is black/death metal; which is my main genre of listening. Sonata Arctica is my all-time favorite band, but they are not death or black metal. They would fall under the power metal genre, and I don't care what you think.. I will never stop loving them, although I did lose soem respect for them once they got rid of my guitar idol, Jani Liimatainen. But enough about that..continuing with the hobbies bit. I love to play video games.. What guy doesn't? Lol. I also enjoy just sitting around and thinking. That might sound weird to some, but I do it a lot.. I tend to get lost in thought, mainly delving on the past, or just assessing the current situation. Oh, and I also play guitar, and have been for...4 years? Or something along those lines, and although I do not have one to call my own anymore I still enjoy playing and as soon as I can, I will buy one! And it shall be damn sexy! Bwaha. Anyway.. I like to drink, who doesn't? A lot of people actually, but I am not one of them. ;p ..Hm. Lol. I do enjoy smoking cigarettes, although I AM trying to quit at the moment, it is not going so well.. but I have improved (decreased) my nicotine intake. So I guess that is a small step. I also smoke.. something else. (shh) Lol. But no really.. Proud to be a Stoner! (KMK reference) Hah. Uhhh.. I love my friends, and without them I would be nothing. I would especially be nothing without my bestest friend ever, Jesse McKee. Someday, before my.. untimely death.. I will repay him for the things he has done for me! Someday.. Hmmm.. Well anyway, I'm just on here looking to meet some people, acquire some friends.. etc. If there is anything at all that you would like to know, then please don't hesitate to ask! D: Lol. Oh by the way.. Don't forget.. I am pretty much the sh*t.

Eh.. and one last thing. That phrase in my hedlyne.. well im sure you can figure it out, buut yea. LoL. No spayces in the first bit.
Sign  
Taurus

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Big And Beautiful
My Height Is  
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Hair
Body Art  
Scarred
My Hair Is  
Other
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
the shop bitch? lol.
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Often
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Photography, Travel, Camping, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Trying New Things, Drinking, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Hm.. Well something simple I suppose. 'Dinner and a movie' is much too over-rated. I would think, just hanging out, talking and getting to know one-another much more? I don't know, lol. Or we could just get drunk and have fun! :D
I've Always Wanted To Try  
We just need more ecstasy! (AooAooAooAhh!)
Lol.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
Well, despite however you may judge me.. I am not going to go past the age of 27. But until then, for the next 7 years.. I would like to have a stable job, a couple of my dream guitars.. I would have liked to have met a certain particular person annd I want to be the greatest guitarist that has walked this planet.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Metal, Electronic
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fantasy
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Jamming, Drinking, Smoking(green), Video Games, Wandering around drunk(lol), Chillin'..

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
Well, despite MY looks, I tend to be somewhat picky.. although I shouldn't be. But in all actuality, I just want to meet people whom are not judgemental with looks. People say they don't judge, but everyone does - and you cannot deny it. I just want someone who won't care about looks, you know? You can judge all you want.. just not caring; that is the main point. Um.. Well it owuld be rather nice to meet someone with at least a couple similar interests. You don't have to be perfect. Looks, to me.. well they are somewhat important, but it really is the personality that gets me. I mean yea, I'll be like, damn that girl is beautiful! But, that doesn't mean I want her. It's just nice to see a pretty face. Oh, and I don't like short hair on women, Lol.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Committed
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