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Basic Information
I Can Speak | English, French, Spanish, Italian, German |
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I Would Describe Myself As | Relocated to upstate NY with my girlfriend, and as luck would have it I'm now single. I work nearly 7 day most weeks. I don't have time to get out much, which is unlike me. I would be content and happy to find someone I could chill with, we'll see how it goes from there. Oh, and they call me thefunkyaardvark on the fbook |
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Sign | Virgo |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Slim |
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My Height Is | 6' 0 (1.83 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Hazel |
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My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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My Marital Situation Is | Single |
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I Have Kids | No |
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I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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My Best Feature Is | Belly Button |
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Body Art | Strategically Placed Tattoo |
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My Hair Is | Brown |
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I Have One Or More Of These | No pets |
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Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
My Education Level Is | Some College |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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My Speciality Is | Other |
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My Job Title Is | disposable lighter repair tech |
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I Make This Much In A Year | Less Than $14,999USD |
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I Live | Alone |
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At Home | All Is Calm |
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I'm A Smoker | Yes - But Non Tobacco |
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I Drink | Yes - Socially |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Class Clown |
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My Social Behavior Is | Shy, Outgoing |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Arts & Crafts |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Trying New Things |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | drinking to excess, cow tipping, then we BOTH streak thru the cop shop whilst eating a hotdog wrapped in a donut |
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I've Always Wanted To Try | magnets |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Perfect |
Views
My Religion Is | Not Religious |
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I Attend Services | Never |
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My Political Views Are | Anarchist |
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My Goal In Life Is | to build a better mousetrap |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | Cartoons, Movies, Re-runs |
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When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Comedy |
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When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Punk |
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When I Read, I Always Read | Mathematics |
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My Idea Of Fun Is | drinking to just short of excess, going cow tipping, then streaking through the police station while eating a donut |
Looking for
What Do You Look For? | my keys. A lot |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate |