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Born and raised in Canada, cuckoo quickly learned the fine art of eating the seemingly unedible. After several visits to the emergency room, young cuckoo opted for a hobby a little more "unique". Enter: The Flaming Underwear Dance. Cuckoo suffered many a perplexing burn on his "underwear" spots, which would prove to haunt him till this very day. He was soon "taken away" and put on heavy doses of medication at the local "Happy Hospital". From there, he perfected the art of drool spots on paper. An art that consisted of a hospital worker filling cuckoo's mouth with oil paints and letting the drool drip out of his mouth and drip on paper located on his empty dinner dish. He is known for amazing audiences everywhere with his rather crafty "Richard Kind" drool spot series and ofcourse controversial "Baby Jesus Making Jell-O" series as well. Cuckoo has recently announced he is working on a new series curiously titled, "Toast; Dad; Trout", where he will further explore the uncharted world of drool art and somehow include breakfast meats in the mix. It is unknown whether or not, cuckoo's more recent art is a work of genius or perhaps just the result of his mind slowly deteriorating from the large doses of medication he recieves. Most of the public are leaning towards the second option, however we'll just have to see what the "art" world has to say about it.

Aries

Slim

6' 2 (1.88 m)

Brown

Native American

Single

No

Not Sure

Eyes

Brown

Cat

Yes

Some College

Full-time

Hospitality / Travel

Cook

With Pet(s)

Friends Come Over Occasionally

Yes - Trying To Quit

Yes - Socially

Quiet One

Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Dark, Strange

Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Dining, Cooking, Camping

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

the beginnng of something great.

becoming one with great sasquatch

Friendly, Obscure

Atheist

Never

I Don't Like Politics

Eventually I will suceed in breaking the world record of burning marshmallows.

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy

Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies

Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Horror, Thriller

Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Jazz, Punk

Anthology, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Science Fiction

me write, me draw, me cook, me sing & play guitar, me good books, me good movies...I'm currently writing/drawing a 3-part children's book series and a multiple-part graphic novel series, I'm also working on a sound manipulation project and a music project...and at the moment there's a nice roast in the oven.

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Power, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness

anybody who makes thing comfortable...and hopefully doesn't mind dressing up as Star Wars characters and trashing Star Trek conventions...wow...am I serious? guess you'll have to find out

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