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crackforkids Profile Information

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Age 38 From Cincinnati, Ohio - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Hindi, Tagalog, Urdu
I Would Describe Myself As  
Welcome to the carnival of circus freaks
The bleeding lady the blood from her leaks
Here is a place where you can buy crack ;-)
Lobotomised whores who you can slap!
The freaks…



The snake woman drinks six bottles of gin
Gives you a blow-job and sheds her skin
Welcome to the carnival of circus freaks
Ladies and gentlemen take your seats
Sign  
Capricorn

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Other
My Marital Situation Is  
Widowed
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Other, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Scarred, Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is  
Other
I Have One Or More Of These  
I Own A Farm
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
Biochemical engineer
I Make This Much In A Year  
$100,000USD To $150,000USD
I Live  
With Pet(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Often

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Anti-social, Friendly, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
something fun, like get drunk and finger paint!
I've Always Wanted To Try  
riding a bike backwardz, ITZ HARD!!!
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
survival
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Documentaries, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Drama, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read  
Philosophy, Science

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
1. a person or animal on exhibition as an example of a strange deviation from nature; monster.
2. An abnormally formed organism, especially a person or animal regarded as a curiosity or monstrosity
3. a person or animal that is markedly unusual or deformed
4. something hideous or frightful
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy
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