The short of this is: I'm a goth that likes action/horror/comedy/drama movies, thriller/suspense/fantasy/sci-fi literature, board games, video games, cooking, cosplay, writing, making films, playing pool, flirting, and enjoying life. I am a polyamorous-inclined adult capable of multiple relationships, and I don't do jealousy or lies.

Since these profiles require you to sell yourself, much like a job application, here's why you should date me:
I'll make you laugh;
I can properly use your/you're and there/their/they're;
I'll cook for you with little nudging;
I'll rock your world in bed (or anywhere else);
I'll treat you with respect and kindness, but pull your hair at the right times;
I'll try to observe the 'campsite rule' and leave you in better condition than I found you;
I'll snuggle on the couch with you and feed you tasty things while we watch movies or play video games;
I'll surprise you with nice little expressions of affection, because that's how I am.

All of the above is of course dependent on our chemistry and attraction to one another and should in no way be viewed as a binding or contractual agreement :P

Krebs