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MinionMoose Profile Information

hmm... this should be fun.
Age 31 From Guelph, Ontario - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Where to begin.. well i've long brown(ish) hair, rather slim, easy going but willing to bite if someone rattles the cage too much, I'm a gutteral singer (not in a band) though what i listen to stretches the boundaries of metal and into rock. Maggot at heart (and proud if it!) With very small traits of juggalo (i know ;) dont judge hehe) but all in all im just a calm, mild mannered headbanger that can't seem to find a decent girl.
Sign  
Cancer

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Chest
Body Art  
Other
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is  
Unemployed
My Speciality Is  
Computers / Electronic
My Job Title Is  
NIEN!
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Anti-social, Comedic, Shy, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Cars, Computers, Games, Learning, Music
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Playing Video Games, Sleeping
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
In all honesty, I dont "date" so to speak, the whole concept is a foreign language to me so I couldn't even begin to describe anything here.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Does Fallout 4 count?
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Obscure

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is  
To figure out what started it all.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Animation, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Industrial, Metal, Rap, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read  
Instructional, Music, Mystery
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Ripping through a game with friends taking on every challenge it throws at us and simply brushing it off like nothing. But nothing beats a good well put together concert or festival.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Sensitivity
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Committed
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