Michael

All the things you say you want in a guy? I'm them. I'm even the things you DON'T say you want, but you do.

Looking for somewhat ethical JUST monogamy😉

I write a blog about dating. Read it, absorb it, love it. generaldouchebaggery you know the rest:)

But since nobody reads these in any case, I'm just going to talk nonsense for the rest of my profile.

There are people out there named Hyman. I mean, I know it's not spelled the same, but that's like naming your kid Foreskin.

If I went back in time just 5 minutes, and gave my other self a hand job; would that be simple masturbation or complex quantum homosexuality?

As I bit into the crisp, clean, delicious apple, I realized that it wasn't an apple at all...BUT A HUMAN HEAD!

If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not super mean to poor people, like I am now.

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

Leo

Average

6' 1 (1.85 m)

Caucasian